Spawndergarten

Spawndergarten

As I write this in late August, in the year of our Lord Vader 36, my eldest loinfruits, Gideon and Charlotte, have been official kindergarten students for two and a half weeks. So far, so good. Neither has relinquished their nascent grasps on Christianity to please...
Spawndergarten

A Plaque On Both Your Houses

Plagues. Can’t live with ’em, can’t enjoy a proper pharaoh smackdown without ’em. And while most of us are familiar with the Ten Plagues of Egypt chronicled in (no, not I or II Chronicles) Exodus chapters 5 – 11, few of us know why God chose these specific...
Spawndergarten

The Chatter Chat

This month, Chatter celebrates its 100th issue. Which is convenient since this happens to be Chatter’s 100th issue and there are mentions referencing said achievement plastered all over the very publication you’re reading. This level of synchronicity is actually rarer...
Spawndergarten

You Know, For Kids

Father’s Day is upon us. This, the 63rd most important of all our national holidays, is actually, from an official standpoint, just a few months older than your humble author. And while it may seem hard to believe that a scant 23 years have passed since President...
Spawndergarten

Busting the Blocks

In the olden days of 2002, the summer movie season began on Memorial Day Weekend with the release of what industry people (or wags, as industry people like to call other industry people since everyone owns Chihuahuas named Tiny) label “tent-pole,”...