May 2, 2019

Honors the 500th anniversary of Leonardo da Vinci’s death by mashing up Nat “King” Cole’s song “Mona Lisa” with clips from the animated series “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles” and is promptly sued and/or haunted by all involved.

April 22, 2019

Uses combined powers of Michael Jackson’s bedazzled glove and Thanos’s infinity guantlet to make half of all living creatures moonwalk.

April 14, 2019

Storms the back nine with eight consecutive birdies – including a hole-in-one on the notorious “triple windmill” eleventh hole – to claim fifth green windbreaker at the Putt-Putt Fun Center in Augusta, Georgia.

March 15, 2019

Melts home’s main fuse panel after plugging in 43 space heaters in an effort to “cheese off the hippies.” Targeted hippies remain dirty.