by Jason Fox | Feb 4, 2015 | Bio |
Beaten to a pulp by one Wilma “The Hurricane” Katrinavich as NBC hair model Brian Williams looks on.
by Jason Fox | Jan 26, 2015 | Bio |
Regrets giving his twin whackadoodles drones for their seventh birthdays when they instantly land their new crafts on the White House lawn instead of fetching biscuits from Chick-fil-A.
by Jason Fox | Jan 23, 2015 | Bio |
Due to a mix-up on Ancestry.com, becomes King Shoehornallah of Saudi Arabia.
by Jason Fox | Jan 18, 2015 | Bio |
Goes into mallet-derived, self-induced coma to avoid the coming avalanche of puns related to Tom Brady, the New England Patriots and deflated balls.
by Jason Fox | Jan 4, 2015 | Bio |
Turns back on NYC Mayor Bill “The Blahs” de Blasio in failed effort to safeguard a bag of Dolly Madison Donut Gems.
by Jason Fox | Dec 24, 2014 | Bio |
Hits up the Kwik Stop for the traditional purchasing of jerky-flavored stocking stuffers and off-brand D-cell batteries.
