by Jason Fox | Apr 2, 2015 | Bio |
Reaches historic agreement with Iran to teach high-ranking Mullahs how to avoid superheating their Hot Pockets.
by Jason Fox | Mar 4, 2015 | Bio |
High-centers a 1973 AMC Pacer on a parking pylon outside a White House Black Market retail establishment. Finds the strength to enjoy some froyo from the TCBY next door.
by Jason Fox | Mar 3, 2015 | Bio |
Accidentally mispronounces Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s name as “Benetton Nosferatu.” Mossad agents are not amused. Well, maybe a little.
by Jason Fox | Feb 22, 2015 | Bio |
Discovers a second “new” manuscript from “To Kill a Mockingbird” author Harper Lee entitled “Go Set the Tivo to Record Steve Harvey Because That Man is High-larious.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 13, 2015 | Bio |
Defeats terrorism, bigotry, hunger, inequality, scoliosis and acid reflux with the hashtag #hugs.
by Jason Fox | Feb 5, 2015 | Bio |
Seizing yet another corporate bankruptcy as a teachable moment, instructs his kids on what a “radio” and a “shack” are using a TRS-80; 14,000 diodes; and a soldering iron from 1973.
