by Jason Fox | May 6, 2015 | Bio |
Found guilty of deflating own ego for 21 straight years by remaining in the ad industry.
by Jason Fox | May 2, 2015 | Bio |
After learning the Grand Royal Couple of Poobahs o’ Merry Old England have also named their daughter Charlotte, claims copyright infringement and sues for six pence and unlimited chips at five of the eight remaining Arthur Treacher’s locations.
by Jason Fox | May 1, 2015 | Bio |
Disappointed to learn that “Avengers: Age of Ultron” cannot even be considered a spiritual successor to “Voltron: Defender of the Universe” even though Mark Ruffalo kind of looks like a grown-up Pidge.
by Jason Fox | Apr 17, 2015 | Bio |
Declares “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” to be “‘The Empire Strikes Back’ of ‘Paul Blart’ movies if ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ had been a Pauly Shore vehicle.”
by Jason Fox | Apr 12, 2015 | Bio |
Announces candidacy for the presidency of the “1992 Rulez Club & Appreciation Society of Embarrass, Minnesota (South Side).”
by Jason Fox | Apr 5, 2015 | Bio |
Taken to the emergency room after twisting tongue into sixteen alpine butterfly loop knots while attempting to pronounce “Mike Krzyzewski.”
