by Jason Fox | Jan 8, 2020 | Bio |
Finally lures Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Farkle, away from the crumpets and into the semi-lucrative world of Canadian dice games.
by Jason Fox | Dec 20, 2019 | Bio |
After donating childhood Lazer Tag gear to newly minted U.S. Space Force, is excited to learn the 33-year-old equipment qualifies for a $44 million tax deduction.
by Jason Fox | Dec 16, 2019 | Bio |
After 25 years of resisting, finally puts on a giant Lexus bow and deposits self on Mariah Carey’s doorstep.
by Jason Fox | Dec 9, 2019 | Bio |
Banned from spectating at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics and 2022 World Cup for “systemic, systematic abuse of performance-enhancing hair gel.”
by Jason Fox | Dec 3, 2019 | Bio |
Celebrates the 70th anniversary of NATO by taunting an 18-pound Butterball named Erdo.
by Jason Fox | Nov 12, 2019 | Bio |
Triple-force-choked by the Fox Spawn after wondering aloud why they can’t be more like Baby Yoda.
