by Jason Fox | Jul 10, 2015 | Bio |
Scrapes Confederate flag off the top of his circa-1981 Hot Wheels “Dukes of Hazzard” General Lee.
by Jason Fox | Jun 29, 2015 | Bio |
Rejects Greece’s attempt to pay off debt with a vintage VHS copy of “Grease 2,” insisting that “only Travolta constitutes accepted tender with the possible exception of flaming cheese.”
by Jason Fox | Jun 16, 2015 | Bio |
Ends suspect winning streak by failing to locate Golden State on a map of the U.S.A. and instead locating the second-closest Golden Corral.
by Jason Fox | Jun 15, 2015 | Bio |
Continues operating at a championship level by winning an officially licensed Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Thermos from third-eldest nephew’s PTA raffle.
by Jason Fox | Jun 6, 2015 | Bio |
After partnering with Usain Bolt’s sixteenth cousin twelve times removed, wins the Triple Crown of three-legged racing.
by Jason Fox | May 16, 2015 | Bio |
After a fortnight of suspect effort, gives up attempts to correctly pronounce “Pacquiao” and settles on “The Hulkster.”
