by Jason Fox | Aug 21, 2015 | Bio |
Thwarts a terrorist attack on the Lil’ Tooters ride outside a Kmart in Chillicothe, Ohio, with the quip, “There’s a blue light special on beatdowns and freedom.”
by Jason Fox | Aug 6, 2015 | Bio |
Delivers a flying elbow off the top turnbuckle to a somnambulant Jeb! Bush and wins the first Republican presidential primary debate of the preseason.
by Jason Fox | Jul 17, 2015 | Bio |
Debuts in “Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser” as “Mullet No. 6.”
by Jason Fox | Jul 16, 2015 | Bio |
Suffers non-life-threatening groinal injuries at the stilettoed feet of Jessica “Big Tuna” Simpson.
by Jason Fox | Jul 15, 2015 | Bio |
Threatens to release the identities of all seven members of AshleySimpsonMegafanz.com.
by Jason Fox | Jul 14, 2015 | Bio |
Accepts Iran’s tweeted ASCII shruggie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as proof that they’ll totally not build nuclear weapons. Seriously, you guys.
