by Jason Fox | Nov 27, 2015 | Bio |
Celebrates Black Freaky Friday by treating Lindsay Lohan to a half-order of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Jalapeño Poppers™ at TGI Friday’s.
by Jason Fox | Nov 14, 2015 | Bio |
Dominates UFC bad mama jama Ronda Rousey in the bare-knuckliest contest of cat’s cradle since The Weaver in St. Peter in 1992.
by Jason Fox | Nov 1, 2015 | Bio |
Celebrates being #ForeverRoyal by renewing membership to George Brett’s Ointment-of-the-Month Club.
by Jason Fox | Oct 31, 2015 | Bio |
Triggers 90% of the Pacific seaboard by donning a homemade Halloween costume not unlike Charlie Brown’s. Gets fined by EPA for failure to obtain proper rock harvesting permit.
by Jason Fox | Oct 14, 2015 | Bio |
Goes cruisin’ with Uber-Veep Joe Biden with the t-tops off and the Skynyrd cranked. Marlboros ensue.
by Jason Fox | Oct 13, 2015 | Bio |
Takes Person of Congeniality prize at first Democratic presidential primary by “extinguishing the Bern” with half a Costco-sized pack of Tucks medicated pads. Hillary inevitably comes in first.
