by Jason Fox | Jan 16, 2016 | Bio |
Takes advantage of lifted sanctions to sell 18,000 Wham-O Moonlighter Frisbees to Iran.
by Jason Fox | Jan 13, 2016 | Bio |
Claims moral victory after coming within seven numbers of winning the $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot.
by Jason Fox | Jan 6, 2016 | Bio |
Successfully fools North Korean strongman and affirmed self-haircutting aficionado Kim Jong-un into testing the world’s most powerful hydrogen peroxide on a nasty paper cut.
by Jason Fox | Dec 24, 2015 | Bio |
Once again escapes the candle-lit singing of “Silent Night” unsinged.
by Jason Fox | Dec 18, 2015 | Bio |
Asked to leave a screening of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens a New Hope” after refusing to cease yelling “That ain’t Kirk!” at a cardboard standee of Harrison Ford.
by Jason Fox | Dec 12, 2015 | Bio |
Finally agreeing to reduce greenhouse emissions, purchases family-sized prepper-pack of Beano.