by Jason Fox | Feb 28, 2016 | Bio |
Beats Leo “My Giant Supermodel Barge is Totes Carbon Neutral” DiCaprio for Best Actor Academy Award for portrayal of a 1980s suburban dad seeking revenge on Teddy Ruxpin in the major motion picture release “The Irrelevant.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 21, 2016 | Bio |
Sells all 20 million Jeb! Exclamation points on eBay to a consortium of used car dealers and mattress outlets for a grand total of $532,866. After eBay and PayPal fees are deducted, nets a profit of six bucks.
by Jason Fox | Feb 20, 2016 | Bio |
Purchases 20 million unused exclamation points from the now-kaput Jeb! Bush campaign for $49.95.
by Jason Fox | Feb 9, 2016 | Bio |
Dines at 19 area Chipotle restaurants in an effort to kill off what little good gastro-intestinal bacteria remain.
by Jason Fox | Feb 1, 2016 | Bio |
Wins both the Democrat and Republican Iowa caucuses after promising folks that a Fox Whitehouse will do nothing but Netflix and chill.
by Jason Fox | Jan 18, 2016 | Bio |
Voices opposition to possible Oscar boycott declaring, “Today Will Smith came for the Grouches, tomorrow Agent J will come for the Snuffleupagusses.”
