by Jason Fox | Apr 29, 2016 | Bio |
Run over by a 1973 Pinto station wagon after subjecting mom to a “motion picture” featuring “acting” and “a coherent plot” called “Mother’s Day.”
by Jason Fox | Apr 21, 2016 | Bio |
Gets totally weirded out by all the crying doves.
by Jason Fox | Apr 13, 2016 | Bio |
Sets single-season victory record by notching 73rd win in the Mission Pines Subdivision Leaf Removal Avoidance League, Class 2A, Southeast Division, Subsection G.
by Jason Fox | Mar 21, 2016 | Bio |
Restores diplomatic relations with Q-Bert.
by Jason Fox | Mar 6, 2016 | Bio |
In honor of departed former First Lady Nancy Reagan, just says no to a dime bag of Lamisil and proudly “let’s the toe fungus flag fly.”
by Jason Fox | Mar 3, 2016 | Bio |
Launches Indiegogo campaign for Caucus Caulk, a “political leak-stopper guaranteed to keep superdelegates where they belong unless that’s in prison.”
