by Jason Fox | Nov 9, 2016 | Bio |
Deletes Facebook and Twitter accounts.
by Jason Fox | Nov 8, 2016 | Bio |
Looks forward to Facebook and Twitter feeds returning to 91% memes, 5% baby photos, 3% Mexican restaurant check-ins and 1% accidental selfies.
by Jason Fox | Nov 3, 2016 | Bio |
Forced by youngest spawn to exchange Chicago Cubs World Series victory for a case of Pokemon cards and 30 minutes of iPad time.
by Jason Fox | Nov 2, 2016 | Bio |
Celebrates youngest son’s seventh birthday by mentally willing the Chicago Cubs to their first World Series title since the boy’s great-grandmother was born.
by Jason Fox | Oct 21, 2016 | Bio |
Accidentally brings down the internet for 11 hours by chanting “bloody Bezos” three times into an original Apple iSight webcam.
by Jason Fox | Oct 14, 2016 | Bio |
Fails to launch new movie franchise with the poorly received release of “The PowerPointer” starring a random Affleck.
