by Jason Fox | Jan 3, 2017 | Bio |
Cancels plans to relocate home office to Taco Bell citing instability in relations between Fritos and burritos.
by Jason Fox | Jan 1, 2017 | Bio |
Confuses being “woke” with being “swole” and leads upwards of two protestors in a march against Crossfit.
by Jason Fox | Dec 27, 2016 | Bio |
Wonders why God couldn’t have taken Jar Jar instead.
by Jason Fox | Dec 16, 2016 | Bio |
Makes annual attempt at being a “cool dad” by taking the kids (ages 8, 8 and 7) to see a PG-13 movie about some kind of space battles.
by Jason Fox | Dec 14, 2016 | Bio |
Mis-enters password to Catster.com and unwittingly hacks Yahoo for the 1,648th time.
by Jason Fox | Nov 25, 2016 | Bio |
Marks the passing of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro by pouring out a little Castrol 10W-30 and lighting it on fire.
