by Jason Fox | Feb 24, 2017 | Bio |
Bars the “Omaha World Herald” from tossing the free Super Saver coupons onto driveway lest the homestead be tainted by “fake savings.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 22, 2017 | Bio |
Confirmed by the U.S. Senate as Secretary of the Ulterior. Immediately resigns citing vaguely a religious prohibition against puns.
by Jason Fox | Feb 13, 2017 | Bio |
Protests the lack of Crawfish-Americans in “LA LA Land.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 5, 2017 | Bio |
Learns of deep-rooted, personal evilness thanks to a series of PSAs aired throughout Super Bowl LI.
by Jason Fox | Jan 20, 2017 | Bio |
Patriotically goes full Oompah-Loompah.
by Jason Fox | Jan 8, 2017 | Bio |
Buys former retail giant The Limited for a case of 8-inch hoop earrings and a VHS copy of “Sixteen Candles.”
