by Jason Fox | Apr 1, 2017 | Bio |
Celebrates parents’ 50th wedding anniversary by finally letting the ghost of Allen Funt out of their hall closet.
by Jason Fox | Mar 21, 2017 | Bio |
In response to the puzzling-yet-overwhelming popularity of the Disney live-action remake of “Hermione and the Downton Abbey Beast Who’s Still Dead Sexy,” options rights to “Droopy the Dog” in hopes of bringing a Claymation version to Crackle.com in 2028.
by Jason Fox | Mar 16, 2017 | Bio |
Becomes oldest freshman in the NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament of Unpaid Champions to be dubbed a “diaper dandy” by ESPN cyborg Dick Vitale. Immediately inks sponsorship deal with Depends adult undergarments and is expelled from the proceedings for...
by Jason Fox | Mar 9, 2017 | Bio |
Escapes with mild chafing from 3-D printed undergarments thanks to a permanently traumatized jaws-of-life operator from the Omaha Fire Department.
by Jason Fox | Mar 8, 2017 | Bio |
Crowdsources a pair of 3-D printed undergarments.
by Jason Fox | Mar 3, 2017 | Bio |
Redeems $197.67 in unused Amazon Pantry credits to gift Hugh “The Rheumatic Wolverine” Jackman a subscription for Icy Hot.
