by Jason Fox | May 12, 2017 | Bio |
Acquires 183 biscuit-tons of Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis after successfully unleashing the WannaFry ransomware virus upon Steve Ballmer’s personal Zune.
by Jason Fox | May 3, 2017 | Bio |
After failing to win the contract to design the presidential library for Barak Obama, takes popsicle-sticks-and-pipe-cleaners model of proposed site on a cross-street tour in an effort to “expose as many people as possible to the glories that would have been an entire...
by Jason Fox | Apr 28, 2017 | Bio |
After accidentally walking into a screening of “The Circle” instead of “The Case for Christ,” spends the next 72 hours (minus Little Debbie breaks) pleading with God to not let the circle be unbroken by and by.
by Jason Fox | Apr 13, 2017 | Bio |
Purchases a surplus Russian bomber off LetGo and proceeds to scare the bejeepers out of Sarah Palin.
by Jason Fox | Apr 9, 2017 | Bio |
Forcibly removed from a United Airlines United Club after attempting to pay for a Coke Zero with a 2-for-1 Pepsi Max coupon from Hy-Vee.
by Jason Fox | Apr 3, 2017 | Bio |
Kicks off the baseball season right by tossing a no-hitter against his seven-year-old son, Simon, who technically quit after the first inning claiming dad was hurling “Wiffle spitters.”
