by Jason Fox | Sep 18, 2017 | Bio |
In celebration of turning 45, hikes up pants one more inch and foundation undergarments another two.
by Jason Fox | Sep 3, 2017 | Bio |
Attempts to distract North Korea’s Supreme Jackwagon Kim Jong-un with a circa 1989 Amiga 500 and a copy of the game “Nuclear War” fail when DPRK henchmen are unable to locate a monitor capable of supporting 320×400 resolution.
by Jason Fox | Aug 26, 2017 | Bio |
While shadowboxing to “Eye of the Tiger” on a don’t-call-it-vintage Sony Discman D2, accidentally pummels Ewan McGregor.
by Jason Fox | Aug 21, 2017 | Bio |
Celebrates the Great American Eclipse by creating the Greatly Disappointing Animated GIF of the Eclipse.
by Jason Fox | Aug 10, 2017 | Bio |
Despite concurrent campaigns on Kickstarter, Indiegogo, Patreon, GoFundMe, Crowdrise, Crowdfunder, Rockethub and AngelList, fails to raise the required $43.72 in capital necessary to launch MyColonMyWay.com.
by Jason Fox | Aug 4, 2017 | Bio |
Escapes amber prison thanks to the tingling power of some poorly-rinsed Denorex.
