by Jason Fox | Nov 1, 2017 | Bio |
In celebration of the Houston Astros’ World Series victory, gets pummeled “Robin Ventura style” by pitching-legend-slash-foundation-repair-pitchman Nolan Ryan.
by Jason Fox | Oct 26, 2017 | Bio |
Denied a Freedom of Information Act request for files regarding The Magic Loogie referenced in the third episode of season three of “Seinfeld,” threatens to hold an out-of-season celebration of Festivus for “an emergency airing of grievances and consumption of...
by Jason Fox | Oct 19, 2017 | Bio |
Flush with Amazon HQ2 earnest money, goes “Full One-Sixteenth Bezos” and purchases the East Okoboji Daily Inquisitor and Trading Post.
by Jason Fox | Oct 18, 2017 | Bio |
Accidently signs up for 1,354,933 Amazon Dash buttons for Cottonelle Flushable Wipes with Extra Aloe for Sensitive Heinies and is awarded rights to Amazon’s pending HQ2.
by Jason Fox | Oct 6, 2017 | Bio |
Unable to refrain from bellowing “Here comes Rutger Lite!” every time Ryan Gosling appears on screen, is gently escorted out of matinee of “Blade Runner 2049.”
by Jason Fox | Sep 26, 2017 | Bio |
In response to Twitter doubling its allowed character count to 280, edits past 15,334 tweets to include previously excised “umms,” “uhhs,” and “like, seriously, you guys.”
