by Jason Fox | Dec 30, 2017 | Bio |
Accidentally has a rockin’ New Year’s Eve eve.
by Jason Fox | Dec 14, 2017 | Bio |
Voids deal with Disney Globocom after numerous sad face and poop emojis reveal that the megacorp failed to Venmo a neighbor’s babysitter in a timely manner.
by Jason Fox | Dec 13, 2017 | Bio |
Sells rights to personal Fox family entertainment assets, including two rare U2 bootleg CDs and a still-wrapped Criterion Collection laser disc of “Chitty Chitty Bang,” to Disney Globocom for $52 worth of funnel cakes (redeemable at Orlando-area parks only).
by Jason Fox | Nov 27, 2017 | Bio |
Fails to convince Queen Elizabeth II, Electric Boogaloo, to christen her soon-to-be granddaughter-in-law “Princess Markle, Duchess of Farkle,” and is forced to refund $23 to Kickstarter backers.
by Jason Fox | Nov 15, 2017 | Bio |
Buys Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi for half a bitcoin.
by Jason Fox | Nov 5, 2017 | Bio |
Wins the 2017 New York City Toyotathon.
