by Jason Fox | Mar 24, 2020 | Bio |
Celebrates the birthday of The Better Half™ with a walk around the driveway.
by Jason Fox | Mar 22, 2020 | Bio |
Begins communicating with the rest of the household exclusively through Zoom meetings after attempts to tap out messages via Morse code with “level infinity armpit toots” fails.
by Jason Fox | Mar 20, 2020 | Bio |
Honoring the loss of Kenny “The Roaster” Rogers earlier in the day, folds the laundry before receiving “the look” from the missus.
by Jason Fox | Mar 9, 2020 | Bio |
Amidst the coronavirus pandemic, enters 35th year of self-isolation.
by Jason Fox | Mar 3, 2020 | Bio |
Joins the Fed and cuts interest in reading stories about COVID-19 by 0.5%.
by Jason Fox | Feb 29, 2020 | Bio |
Earns the sobriquet “Scrooge McLeapface” after refusing to do so much as even a heel lift.
