by Jason Fox | Feb 4, 2018 | Bio |
Celebrates the Philadelphia Eagles first Super Bowl victory by staying as far away from Philadelphia as possible.
by Jason Fox | Feb 2, 2018 | Bio |
Refuses to read the “Nunes memo” until it is given an appropriate cover sheet.
by Jason Fox | Jan 22, 2018 | Bio |
Officially recognizes Jefferson City as the capital of Missouri, but not of Mizzou-rah.
by Jason Fox | Jan 20, 2018 | Bio |
In the wake of the U.S. federal government kinda sorta shutting down for 16 minutes in the afternoon, wanders helplessly into a Big Lots and gets lost amongst the pallets of Crunch ‘n Munch.
by Jason Fox | Jan 16, 2018 | Bio |
After the Dow Jones Industrial Average hits 26,000, reconsiders previous decision to invest life savings in the Wallace Cleaver Beaver Farm & Hat Company.
by Jason Fox | Jan 13, 2018 | Bio |
After checking the wrong desk drawer for binder clips, erroneously mashes an Amazon Dash button and orders 18 cases of Hawaiian Punch. Places self at DEFCON 2 against wifely eye rolling.
