by Jason Fox | Mar 14, 2018 | Bio |
Finally forced to grow up after Toys R Us announces the closing of all its brick-and-mortar-and-phlegm stores.
by Jason Fox | Mar 8, 2018 | Bio |
Imposes a 25% household import tariff on Stealers Wheel cassettes and CDs, sparking an internet-breaking meme war with K-Tel.
by Jason Fox | Mar 5, 2018 | Bio |
Having missed the previous evening’s 90th Pronouncements of Moral Correctitude and Movie Prizes, reverts to just treating folks nicely.
by Jason Fox | Feb 16, 2018 | Bio |
Fails to convince wife to star in ultra-ultra-ultra-low-budget film “Pasty Cougar” despite or because of assurances that it is “less of a parody or blatant rip-off and more of a truly bad idea.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 9, 2018 | Bio |
Celebrates the opening of the 23rd Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea, with a ceremonial “Crisco luging” down the basement stairs.
by Jason Fox | Feb 6, 2018 | Bio |
Uses 4,283 bottle rockets to launch a Tesla coil purchased from Spencer’s Gifts in 1983 into low-suburban orbit.
