by Jason Fox | Apr 27, 2018 | Bio |
E. coli outbreak in romaine lettuce proves 45-year anti-salad stance not a “bagful of crazy” as judged by wife.
by Jason Fox | Apr 18, 2018 | Bio |
Attempts to attend Starbucks’ “Day of Race Training” thwarted when it is discovered the company maintains a strong anti-Adidas bias.
by Jason Fox | Apr 15, 2018 | Bio |
Something something taxes grumble grumble taxes bah!
by Jason Fox | Mar 23, 2018 | Bio |
Joins the #DeleteFacebook movement by unfriending everyone on Facebook who vows to #DeleteFacebook but doesn’t.
by Jason Fox | Mar 19, 2018 | Bio |
Leverages daughter’s collection of Beanie Boos and Diamellastic™ jewelry to purchase the newly bankrupt Claire’s Ear-Piercing Emporium.
by Jason Fox | Mar 17, 2018 | Bio |
Shocked to discover that a company whose business model relies on the mining of its users’ data may not have been super-transparent regarding its acquistion and usage.