by Jason Fox | Jun 4, 2018 | Bio |
After six weeks of fruitless finger snapping, gives up trying to “go Thanos” on furniture dust.
by Jason Fox | May 23, 2018 | Bio |
Revealed to be the son of “Canadian” hip-hop “star” Drake as well as the owner of a lightly-modified DeLorean automotive vehicle.
by Jason Fox | May 6, 2018 | Bio |
Disqualifed from Kentucky Fried Chicken Derby after blood tests come back positive for Popeyes biscuits.
by Jason Fox | May 5, 2018 | Bio |
Wins the Kentucky Fried Chicken Derby going away.
by Jason Fox | May 4, 2018 | Bio |
Trying to make up for the disappointment of “The Quiet Place,” sees “RBG” on opening night and is even more disappointed to discover it has nothing to do with a jurist suffering from giantism.
by Jason Fox | Apr 30, 2018 | Bio |
Finally sees “A Quiet Place.” Sad to discover that the one character who truly needed said quiet place – the dad – gets eaten by the giant grasshoppers.
