by Jason Fox | Sep 8, 2018 | Bio |
Discovers 300 gold coins on a beach in Lake Como, Italy, bearing the graven image of one Emporer Cloonius the Dapper.
by Jason Fox | Sep 4, 2018 | Bio |
Purchases a pair of Adidas cross trainers and sacrifices nothing.
by Jason Fox | Aug 24, 2018 | Bio |
Banned by all humanity from wearing black Nike catsuits for obvious reasons.
by Jason Fox | Aug 13, 2018 | Bio |
Sued by former Hardy Boy Parker Stevenson for not including him in lawsuit against NASA.
by Jason Fox | Aug 12, 2018 | Bio |
Sues NASA for failing to include either Parker Posey or Parker Lewis on its sun-bound Parker Space Probe.
by Jason Fox | Aug 6, 2018 | Bio |
Accidently deplatforms Alex Trebek by removing 9-volt battery from 1995 handheld “Jeopardy!” game.
