by Jason Fox | Nov 5, 2018 | Bio |
Replaces Victoria “Posh” Beckham on newly announced Spice Girls reunion tour as “Squishy Spice.”
by Jason Fox | Oct 18, 2018 | Bio |
After one day on the job, fired as new puppeteer for Big Bird due to insistance that the giant, yellow creature spend most of his time napping.
by Jason Fox | Oct 15, 2018 | Bio |
Bid to takeover a now-bankrupt Sears rejected due to proferred Craftsman tool set missing the 8mm and 22mm sockets.
by Jason Fox | Oct 5, 2018 | Bio |
Sells 400 pounds of shredded Explanation of Benefits Statements from September 2002 on eBay to one Bob Anksy for $200,000 plus shipping.
by Jason Fox | Oct 3, 2018 | Bio |
To celebrate not purchasing a $1.1 million bottle of Macallan Valerio Adami 1926 whisky, purchases a 40-cent can of Sam’s Choice Cola (caffeine free) from Walmart.
by Jason Fox | Sep 16, 2018 | Bio |
Purchases “Time” magazine for 190 pesos and a piece of Now & Later (cherry) from Halloween 1978.
