by Jason Fox | Dec 13, 2018 | Bio |
Applauds Apple’s decision to help “keep Austin weird” by opening a $1 billion campus in the Texas capital dedicated to “providing each and every person in this city with a Newton PDA.”
by Jason Fox | Dec 5, 2018 | Bio |
As nation mourns the passing of former President George H. W. Bush, refuses to eat brocolli but does manage to vomit on a Japanese diplomat.
by Jason Fox | Dec 3, 2018 | Bio |
Grounds all three of the Fox spawn when their YouTube channels fail to make $22 million, falling just short at $2.19.
by Jason Fox | Nov 19, 2018 | Bio |
Learns the correct pronunciation of embattled Nissan chairman Carlos Ghosn’s name is “Carlton Phlegm.”
by Jason Fox | Nov 17, 2018 | Bio |
Single-handedly wins the Rugby World Cup championship, defeating the favored New Zealand All Blacks by washing their uniforms in All with Bleach.
by Jason Fox | Nov 16, 2018 | Bio |
Proposal to refine the standard for the kilogram as “the Le Grand K minus one flake of Special K” rejected by a bunch of Frenchpersons.
