by Jason Fox | Feb 2, 2019 | Bio |
Grows suspicious after selling a case of vintage Kiwi shoe polish to one Ralphosno Nortpork in Virginia on eBay.
by Jason Fox | Jan 29, 2019 | Bio |
Buys a Polar Vortex off QVC just to get the “80% compatible with touchscreen devices” bonus mittens.
by Jason Fox | Jan 23, 2019 | Bio |
Declares self acting President of the Fernando Valenzuela Fan Club, Wahoo, Nebraska Chapter.
by Jason Fox | Jan 20, 2019 | Bio |
In the wake of the Kansas City Chiefs loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship game, burns Marsha Marsha Marsha in effigy.
by Jason Fox | Jan 6, 2019 | Bio |
Accidentally watches the Golden Globe awards and finally learns the correct pronunciation of “Rami Malek” is “Mahershala Ali.”
by Jason Fox | Dec 30, 2018 | Bio |
Finally relaxes when Liam “Neeson” Hemsworth ties the knot with Miley Cyrus, netting second place (a Fazoli’s $5 gift card) in the office pool.
