by Jason Fox | Mar 12, 2019 | Bio |
Refunds $49.99 to Dave Coulier after failing to secure his “troubled nephew” a spot in the Jay Truck Driving School summer session.
by Jason Fox | Mar 9, 2019 | Bio |
Eaten by a Corgi.
by Jason Fox | Mar 7, 2019 | Bio |
Dismayed to discover Queen Elizabeth II’s first Instagram post only used three “lenses” and zero stickers. Commences trolling.
by Jason Fox | Feb 21, 2019 | Bio |
In honor of fallen Monkee Peter Tork, takes the last Clark bar from the corner gas station.
by Jason Fox | Feb 17, 2019 | Bio |
After escaping a multi-cart wreck, wins the “Dollar Tree 500” and is permanently banned from the store.
by Jason Fox | Feb 11, 2019 | Bio |
Upon discovering that “BAFTA” is not an Italian curse word, attempts to get refund from LearnItalianishNow.com.
