Testify, Martin! Testify!

Testify, Martin! Testify!

I’ve always loved The Martin Agency. I like the fact that they’re in Richmond, Virginia, and not in some semi-livable urban Thunderdome. I like the fact that their work has been consistently above average-to-great for years upon years. I don’t like...
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I Dream of Salesgenie

Those crazy kids over at Salesgenie.com have given us another fine example of advertising fantastitude. It features an über-precocious little girl, superfluous puppies and a creepy dad. Why is he creepy? Because it’s the same guy from SG’s last ad – the...
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One Word Wonkiness

M&C Saatchi, the 398th Saatchified agency for those counting, has developed yet another trademarked brandificationalistic mechanization for wowing mid-level marketing managers and others easily persuaded by shiny advertising jargon: One Word Equity.Young MC...
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A Gentle Reminder

In case someone, somewhere out there was even remotely considering exhuming Celine Dion to sell anything to anyone for any reason, I offer these examples of why you should instead retire from advertising right now and spare us your “boomers love her”...