by Jason Fox | Sep 13, 2019 | Bio |
Days before entering late-fortieshood, drowns in a pile of his kids’ “Warrior Cats” books when his dog refuses to save him for philosophical reasons.
by Jason Fox | Sep 11, 2019 | Bio |
Purchases rights to water on 110-light-years-away exoplanet K2-18b and pre-signs Jennifer Aniston’s 1,659th great-grandaughter as spokesdrone.
by Jason Fox | Sep 9, 2019 | Bio |
After scientists in Britain uncover the first evindence of lactose bigotry dating back 6,000 years, discovers expiration date on eBay-sourced, knock-off Lactaid is “fourth moon after the Moloch fire-eating festival.”
by Jason Fox | Aug 21, 2019 | Bio |
Finally smells what The Rock is cooking and asks Alexa to purchase 1.8 million cases of Febreze.
by Jason Fox | Aug 18, 2019 | Bio |
Dismayed to discover recent of purchase of “Greeneland” was not for the country, but for a Ben Cartwright/Commander Adama-based theme park outside Ottawa, Ontario.
