by Jason Fox | Oct 30, 2019 | Bio |
Duly impressed when the Washington Nationals win Game 7 of the World Series over the Houston Astros behind a strong relief effort by knuckleballing octogenarian/political puppet master George Soros.
by Jason Fox | Oct 13, 2019 | Bio |
While tearfully giving up dream of becoming the most decorated female gymnast ever, is encouraged to receive the most powerful eyeroll given to a husband in the history of marital disapproving looks.
by Jason Fox | Oct 9, 2019 | Bio |
Spends morning picking up own gray matter after learning a Nobel Prize recipient and bona fide science guy is for realz named “John B. Goodenough.”
by Jason Fox | Oct 1, 2019 | Bio |
Celebrates 70 years of Chinese communism by preemptively stealing the 2020 Iowa caucus from Bernie Sanders.
by Jason Fox | Sep 23, 2019 | Bio |
After daring to use a plastic straw, ensures it does not end up in the ocean by burning it in a tire fire.
