by Jason Fox | May 18, 2016 | Bio |
Merges with Time Warner and Charter Communications to form the largest collection of broken DVRs extant.
by Jason Fox | May 17, 2016 | Bio |
Sues Chewbacca Mom for sole custody of Chaka and a 3/4-complete collection of Burger King “Empire Strikes Back” collectible glasses.
by Jason Fox | May 4, 2016 | Bio |
Forgives newly minted presidential nominee also-ran John Kasich for requiring such a long list of adjectives, as well as for killing Harambe.
by Jason Fox | Apr 29, 2016 | Bio |
Run over by a 1973 Pinto station wagon after subjecting mom to a “motion picture” featuring “acting” and “a coherent plot” called “Mother’s Day.”
by Jason Fox | Apr 21, 2016 | Bio |
Gets totally weirded out by all the crying doves.
