by Jason Fox | Sep 20, 2016 | Bio |
Turns a Mr. Bubble-infused Super Soaker on fellow Missouri-native Brad Pitt in a last-ditch effort to save the “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” sequel.
by Jason Fox | Sep 5, 2016 | Advertising |
As a child of not-the-90s, I grew up watching reruns of Leave It to Beaver, The Andy Griffith Show and Get Smart on the local UHF channel. Which means most of the commercials interrupting my quality time in the Cone of Silence were for local businesses. And while some...
by Jason Fox | Sep 2, 2016 | Bio |
Escapes uninjured when iPhone 6s fails to explode, proving twenty-nine years of Apple fanboydom was only foolish from a financial standpoint.
by Jason Fox | Aug 29, 2016 | Bio |
Upon comic legend Gene Wilder’s passing, solemnly accepts role as the new Candy Man after next-in-line Wiliam Katt outs himself as a Stevia user.
by Jason Fox | Aug 14, 2016 | Bio |
Successfully purchases a 44-oz Coke Zero, an off-brand disposable lighter, two packs of Donut Gems, a “tropical-scented” car air freshener and 13 lotto scratch-off cards at the neighborhood Kwik Shop with only minor interference from Ryan Lochte’s cousin Otis.
