by Jason Fox | Nov 2, 2016 | Bio |
Celebrates youngest son’s seventh birthday by mentally willing the Chicago Cubs to their first World Series title since the boy’s great-grandmother was born.
by Jason Fox | Oct 21, 2016 | Bio |
Accidentally brings down the internet for 11 hours by chanting “bloody Bezos” three times into an original Apple iSight webcam.
by Jason Fox | Oct 14, 2016 | Bio |
Fails to launch new movie franchise with the poorly received release of “The PowerPointer” starring a random Affleck.
by Jason Fox | Oct 2, 2016 | Bio |
Hires that really tall Russian guy from the television show “The Americans” to spout mild invectives against the front-running presidential candidates.
by Jason Fox | Sep 26, 2016 | Bio |
Wins first presidential debate of the Fall Festival season with a rousing rendition of “Danny Boy” besting Donald Trump’s version of “O.P.P.” and Hilary Clinton’s semi-rhythmic cackling.
