by Jason Fox | Mar 3, 2017 | Bio |
Redeems $197.67 in unused Amazon Pantry credits to gift Hugh “The Rheumatic Wolverine” Jackman a subscription for Icy Hot.
by Jason Fox | Feb 24, 2017 | Bio |
Bars the “Omaha World Herald” from tossing the free Super Saver coupons onto driveway lest the homestead be tainted by “fake savings.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 22, 2017 | Bio |
Confirmed by the U.S. Senate as Secretary of the Ulterior. Immediately resigns citing vaguely a religious prohibition against puns.
by Jason Fox | Feb 13, 2017 | Bio |
Protests the lack of Crawfish-Americans in “LA LA Land.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 5, 2017 | Bio |
Learns of deep-rooted, personal evilness thanks to a series of PSAs aired throughout Super Bowl LI.
