by Jason Fox | Jul 17, 2017 | Bio |
Sells copyright for “The Audacity of Rope: A Guide to the Knots That Shaped American History” to Naruto the macaque monkey for an undisclosed amount of flingable poo.
by Jason Fox | Jul 7, 2017 | Bio |
While searching for a 1993 Infiniti to partake in “retro-cool near-luxury cruising,” responds to a Craigslist ad and accidentally purchases the G20 economic summit.
by Jason Fox | Jun 21, 2017 | Bio |
Celebrates International Yoga Day at Auntie Anne’s Pretzels & Sodium Palace. And at Cinnabon. And Orange Julius. Possibly Mrs. Field’s.
by Jason Fox | Jun 20, 2017 | Bio |
Drops the surprise song of the summer, “Pasty Thyyz and N’eon Nyytz” feat. Snoop Lion and Roy Clark.”
by Jason Fox | Jun 16, 2017 | Bio |
Opens Hole Foods Donut Market in hopes of snagging some of that “sweet, sweet Bezos booty – the money kind.”
