by Jason Fox | Sep 19, 2017 | Fatherhood |
Let it be known that quite recently, on the 18th day of September in the year 2017, I, Jason Fox turned 45 years old. How this happened is a matter of basic science, but it still feels rather odd given that my inseam remains several inches greater than my waist. Like...
by Jason Fox | Sep 18, 2017 | Bio |
In celebration of turning 45, hikes up pants one more inch and foundation undergarments another two.
by Jason Fox | Sep 3, 2017 | Bio |
Attempts to distract North Korea’s Supreme Jackwagon Kim Jong-un with a circa 1989 Amiga 500 and a copy of the game “Nuclear War” fail when DPRK henchmen are unable to locate a monitor capable of supporting 320×400 resolution.
by Jason Fox | Aug 26, 2017 | Bio |
While shadowboxing to “Eye of the Tiger” on a don’t-call-it-vintage Sony Discman D2, accidentally pummels Ewan McGregor.
by Jason Fox | Aug 21, 2017 | Bio |
Celebrates the Great American Eclipse by creating the Greatly Disappointing Animated GIF of the Eclipse.