by Jason Fox | Oct 18, 2017 | Bio |
Accidently signs up for 1,354,933 Amazon Dash buttons for Cottonelle Flushable Wipes with Extra Aloe for Sensitive Heinies and is awarded rights to Amazon’s pending HQ2.
by Jason Fox | Oct 10, 2017 | Entertainment, General Interest |
If you’re just now escaping from accidentally hermetically sealing yourself inside your PrepperPad 9000™ over the Labor Day weekend, I have some shocking news for you: Harvey Weinstein is a perv. I won’t relay the details because eww, but a quick search on Dogpile.com...
by Jason Fox | Oct 6, 2017 | Bio |
Unable to refrain from bellowing “Here comes Rutger Lite!” every time Ryan Gosling appears on screen, is gently escorted out of matinee of “Blade Runner 2049.”
by Jason Fox | Sep 26, 2017 | Bio |
In response to Twitter doubling its allowed character count to 280, edits past 15,334 tweets to include previously excised “umms,” “uhhs,” and “like, seriously, you guys.”
by Jason Fox | Sep 25, 2017 | Advertising |
Stop me if you’ve seen this one: Open on a shallow depth-of-field shot of a business owner, dentist or HVAC repair technician. They begin: At AAA Acme Services, we know your schedule is busy. Cut to montage of concerned customers nodding as AAAAS “team members” show...
