A Decade of Double Nuts

A Decade of Double Nuts

Being jolted from one’s slumber at 1 a.m. by your wife is rarely a sign of good things to come. At least in the short term. But that’s what happened 10 years ago today when my doubly-pregnant, much-better half alerted me to the fact that, at just 32 weeks along, her...

January 20, 2018

In the wake of the U.S. federal government kinda sorta shutting down for 16 minutes in the afternoon, wanders helplessly into a Big Lots and gets lost amongst the pallets of Crunch ‘n Munch.

January 16, 2018

After the Dow Jones Industrial Average hits 26,000, reconsiders previous decision to invest life savings in the Wallace Cleaver Beaver Farm & Hat Company.