by Jason Fox | Jun 20, 2018 | Bio |
Drinks from the bitter well of rodentia defeat when son points out that captured Pokémon is merely a rabid squirrel with glandular issues.
by Jason Fox | Jun 19, 2018 | Bio |
Sees three years of futility come to an end by finally catching a Pokémon.
by Jason Fox | Jun 4, 2018 | Bio |
After six weeks of fruitless finger snapping, gives up trying to “go Thanos” on furniture dust.
by Jason Fox | May 23, 2018 | Bio |
Revealed to be the son of “Canadian” hip-hop “star” Drake as well as the owner of a lightly-modified DeLorean automotive vehicle.
by Jason Fox | May 17, 2018 | Advertising |
I may not be Nostradamus, Jeane Dixon or even Miss Cleo (and thank goodness, considering they’ve all ceased to be), but I’m fairly confident when I predict that your marketing efforts are seriously behind both the times and the eight ball, and that your company is but...