by Jason Fox | Aug 6, 2018 | Bio |
Accidently deplatforms Alex Trebek by removing 9-volt battery from 1995 handheld “Jeopardy!” game.
by Jason Fox | Jul 20, 2018 | Bio |
Hired to direct embroiled space epic “Guardians of the Galaga Atari Cartidge” after the original director gets his day job at the Hy-Vee meat counter back.
by Jason Fox | Jul 16, 2018 | Bio |
Takes over as CEO of Papa John’s Pizza & Awkwardness. Immediately merges with Papa Murphy’s Take-N-Bake Pizza to form Father Murphy’s Pizzeria & Beard Oil Emporium featuring a hologram of Merlin Olsen as the chain’s spokesghost.
by Jason Fox | Jul 6, 2018 | Bio |
Fails to milk Marvel-mania with the release of “Deer Tick and the Leech” despite a cameo by Paul Rudd’s brother Carl.
by Jason Fox | Jul 2, 2018 | Bio |
Rescues local boys soccer team by teaching them to play baseball.
