by Jason Fox | May 1, 2020 | Bio |
Stares into the middle distance.
by Jason Fox | Apr 21, 2020 | Bio |
Predicts six more years of nonstop jackassery after CNN anchor Chris Cuomo emerges from his COVID-19 mancave and sees his shadow.
by Jason Fox | Apr 13, 2020 | Bio |
Scoops CNN to reveal that China’s official COVID-19 spokescomrade is actually a WOPR-powered Magic 8 Ball.
by Jason Fox | Apr 8, 2020 | Bio |
Just because, tasers a Bernie Bro.
by Jason Fox | Apr 5, 2020 | Bio |
Stripped of British Open Championship title for failure to refer to the contest as “The Open Championship & Right Honorable Chip Shoppe.
