by Jason Fox | Nov 17, 2018 | Bio |
Single-handedly wins the Rugby World Cup championship, defeating the favored New Zealand All Blacks by washing their uniforms in All with Bleach.
by Jason Fox | Nov 16, 2018 | Bio |
Proposal to refine the standard for the kilogram as “the Le Grand K minus one flake of Special K” rejected by a bunch of Frenchpersons.
by Jason Fox | Nov 5, 2018 | Bio |
Replaces Victoria “Posh” Beckham on newly announced Spice Girls reunion tour as “Squishy Spice.”
by Jason Fox | Oct 18, 2018 | Bio |
After one day on the job, fired as new puppeteer for Big Bird due to insistance that the giant, yellow creature spend most of his time napping.
by Jason Fox | Oct 15, 2018 | Bio |
Bid to takeover a now-bankrupt Sears rejected due to proferred Craftsman tool set missing the 8mm and 22mm sockets.
