by Jason Fox | Mar 20, 2019 | Bio |
Acquired by the Walt Disney Company for $71.
by Jason Fox | Mar 15, 2019 | Bio |
Melts home’s main fuse panel after plugging in 43 space heaters in an effort to “cheese off the hippies.” Targeted hippies remain dirty.
by Jason Fox | Mar 12, 2019 | Bio |
Refunds $49.99 to Dave Coulier after failing to secure his “troubled nephew” a spot in the Jay Truck Driving School summer session.
by Jason Fox | Mar 9, 2019 | Bio |
Eaten by a Corgi.
by Jason Fox | Mar 7, 2019 | Bio |
Dismayed to discover Queen Elizabeth II’s first Instagram post only used three “lenses” and zero stickers. Commences trolling.
