by Jason Fox | May 21, 2019 | Bio |
After Washington state legalizes human composting, lays off chimp-based gardening staff.
by Jason Fox | May 2, 2019 | Bio |
Honors the 500th anniversary of Leonardo da Vinci’s death by mashing up Nat “King” Cole’s song “Mona Lisa” with clips from the animated series “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles” and is promptly sued and/or haunted by all involved.
by Jason Fox | Apr 22, 2019 | Bio |
Uses combined powers of Michael Jackson’s bedazzled glove and Thanos’s infinity guantlet to make half of all living creatures moonwalk.
by Jason Fox | Apr 14, 2019 | Bio |
Storms the back nine with eight consecutive birdies – including a hole-in-one on the notorious “triple windmill” eleventh hole – to claim fifth green windbreaker at the Putt-Putt Fun Center in Augusta, Georgia.
by Jason Fox | Apr 4, 2019 | Bio |
Starts a GoFundMe page to help recently retired ex-wife Kathie Lee Gifford afford a new walk-in wine bunker.