Things I Have Been Called in My Advertising Career:

  1. J-Fo

  2. J-Fro (pre-head shaving)

  3. The Delicate Genius (probably not a compliment)

  4. Goodtime Shoehorn (a story less interesting than you’d think)

  5. The Most Difficult Creative to Work With (three years running; probably didn’t help that I chastised the award givers for ending the title with a preposition)

  6. Things That Rhyme with “Bass”

  7. Word Monkey


Things I Have Not Been Called in My Advertising Career:

  1. The Lanky Half of a Wonder Duo

  2. Two-time Cannes Lion Winner

  3. Mr. Bogusky

  4. Mr. Bojangles

  5. Your Next American Idol

  6. One-time Cannes Lion Winner

  7. Tan


Now you know.

Later,

Fox