To My Blog Stalker:
I don’t know who you are, Mr. or Ms. Minion of The Bounce Agency. I don’t know if you are a copywriter, an art director, a media gal, an account wonk or a bored intern. I don’t know if you are a man, woman or internet-loving mutant goat. I just know you’ve looked at my blog every single day since I installed my site counter. And that was weeks ago.
Why?
Why do you darken the door of my AdHole on such a regular basis? Does the natural beauty of South Carolina not adequately fill your soul? Are my observations about life, advertising and lemurs so weighty that you simply cannot wait for a new one to be posted? Are you simply crying out in your loneliness, hoping to find a kindred soul in the vast cosmos of the intergorelactic cyberuniverse?
Or are your motives more nefarious? I warn you: Do not taunt the power of the shiv.
Reveal yourself!
Later,
Fox
I don’t know who you are, Mr. or Ms. Minion of The Bounce Agency. I don’t know if you are a copywriter, an art director, a media gal, an account wonk or a bored intern. I don’t know if you are a man, woman or internet-loving mutant goat. I just know you’ve looked at my blog every single day since I installed my site counter. And that was weeks ago.
Why?
Why do you darken the door of my AdHole on such a regular basis? Does the natural beauty of South Carolina not adequately fill your soul? Are my observations about life, advertising and lemurs so weighty that you simply cannot wait for a new one to be posted? Are you simply crying out in your loneliness, hoping to find a kindred soul in the vast cosmos of the intergorelactic cyberuniverse?
Or are your motives more nefarious? I warn you: Do not taunt the power of the shiv.
Reveal yourself!
Later,
Fox
Oooo. taunting a lurker.
I dare you to taunt the clayton.gov guys.
Well, the Bounce lurker was here again this morning and they vamoosed without leaving a comment. C’mon!
‘Tis I, the lurker.
And who am I? An Art Director who found your site and thought it interesting enough to add to his bookmarks. I don’t use an RSS reader, so I do it the old fashion way.
Sorry if this explanation disappoints, so feel free to make something up. Maybe we can start a bitter rivalry between Firehouse and the bounce agency. Jackets with our logos on the back, that kind of thing.
I’ve gotta say that I was surprised to be called out. I’ve never had a web site yell at me before.