***TAGLINE ALERT***

MSNBC has unleashed a new branding effort upon the world leading many observant ad critics to opine, “MSNBC is still around?”

Heck yeah, it is!

And it’s chock-a-block with hardcore newsiness! Burstifying with super-ingestionable soundbites! And it’s still got a post-Boston Market-shilling and ratings jugger-not Keith Olbermann!

In other words – or rather, in MSNBC’s words – they’ve got “a fuller spectrum of news.”

Awesomacular!

Just let me know when “fuller” becomes an actual word possessing the intended meaning.

Later,

Fox